Jack and Jill ran down the hill holding a 22
but barney fell into the well and jack pushed Jill in after
Jill stopped her fall and grabbed the wall
while jack was trying to aim,
that little child tale fame is not what it seems
cause Elmo helped Jill then ran up the hill
while her and jack started shooting
now these fairy tale rhymes keep polluting kids mind
like how Humpty Dumpty fell
see now Barney climbed out of the well, up Humpty's wall
see they were both gay tho story's don't say
so u know what came after
that's why nursery rymes still fill teenagers minds
and cause them to have fits of laughter.
