Hell's Bells
Friday 13th
Is cold as hell
Slipped on ice and fell
I have the flu and cannot smell
My mashed finger's starting to swell
The dong is missing from my liberty bell
I ate a peanut and swallowed the shell
I need some water from a wishing well
To have it bessed so this cursed day will dispel
The repitition of this awful bad luck that I need to repel
This day is half over what will happen next I cannot tell
But if it gets any colder and want to get older I should say farewell
