Dude... let's become christmas trees.. we'd have so many balls hanging on us!! xoxo

Hahahahah im cracking up! Excellent idea darling :)

I love this, it's a humorous piece about the worst things about being a woman, but I prefer my femininity to being a layabout and waste of space...No offence to you male population here.

Great piece though Chels...

Now this was fun to read and through the whole piece I'd find myself saying "yes, exactly!" lol

I cracked up reading this, it's so true! haha. :) 5/5

Brilliant, friggin brilliant!

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Hehe.. humorous piece.

Hahahaha! I am sorry but I have to giggle at Yaki's comment first! Where do you bring your words from, girl? Pluto? Haha. Christmas trees, lmfao. I can't stop laughing!

Almost everything in this poem happens to me, except for the hair & make up, barbie! :P

Funny, funny, funny! Better make it to the front page.

Ahaha, so true so true:)

I head to Starbucks to ease my caffeine cravings
where I wait in line by a lustful man
whose eyes roam to my breasts instead of his wife's
As another whistles while he walks out..

Poem is a lil long..bt stil d flow makes it easy fr d reader..and i js lvd d abv lines.

LMAO, hahaha, nice one! I wonder when and if the male gender will come up with their version.

Good one! :D

I came back to this piece today because right now I need a smile and I know this piece always does that as soon as I begin reading :) Thank you