Whom are we having for dinner?

by joseph santacruz   Jun 29, 2012

I took a cooking class said one cannibal to another
then he roasted his sister as he ate his brother.
For lunch he ate a sour man from Italy
but he wasnt very hungry he had just eaten a student from Hungary.
So he packed two doggy bags and I opened one to see
it was a Turkish taxi cab driver tasting like turkey.
Then I opened the other bag and dared to look and see
it was just some big old jerk tasting like jerky.
One day I was starving and I borrowed his cannibals cookbook
he threw in some spicy fingers from some people that he took.
He looked at me hungerily and I heard him say
be sure to read my favorite chapter"people is gourmet"
I glanced through the pages and nothing caught my eye
so I called the cannibals pizza parlor and ordered a human pizza pie. (with extra eyes)
And though I ate it all it didnt hit the spot
so this crackpot invited some friends over and threw them in a crockpot.
These friends of mine had good taste in friends that is understood
as I snacked upon them I thought man sure tasted good.
As a couple of my friends hung out in the Jacuzzi
I turned up the heat threw in some veggies and made a stew for me.
then I made my own dessert
a Mexican an Indian and an Englishman a cannibals ice cream I called it neopolitan!


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  • 2 years ago

    by mossgirl19

    This sure is a crazy, funny read! Wow, look at where your creativity took you! I seriously wanna vomit with all these human dishes...haha. I enjoyed the overall humor of this clever creation. Amazing!

  • 3 years ago

    by DarkLight

    Well well well...

  • 7 years ago

    by With This Slow Tune I Tell You Goodbye

    Awwwww now this is a cute dark poem! :) gotta love this seriously! CUTE!!!!!! 5/5

    Queen Ash