There a new flu in town of the pig perssuasion
is it worse than bird flu or one that is Asian?
A flu from a pig now that makes me whine
I am one of those guys who dosent cast pearls to swine
What are the symptoms? In pain do I shout?
or do I grow a twirly tail hooves and a snout?
In order to catch this flu form something that is oinking
must I romance a pig and give it a boinking?
Will I develop a fever with muscles that are aching
or will I break out in a rash resembling bacon?
Is it serious or a deal thats big
because most of my dates ended with me being called a big pig
I will deny that pigs fly
and I never knew there was a pigs flu
If I drink to much they call me a wino
If I catch pigs flu does that make me a swino?
Before the symptoms become something I have seen
do the right thing and shoot me the vaccine
How do I avoid this flu please give me a summation
because when it come to pigs I have had no relations!
-Santacruz-
