Of all the things in life that matter to me
some of my favorites come with batteries.
And of all the things in my workshop that I lug in
I really enjoy those that I can plug in.
Those things in my life I find so delectable
I really like those that are electrical.
When I think about all those women I could take out and kiss
I would prefer to spend my time with electronic scientists.
My favorite color? Hmmmm? let me think
its no coincidence it is shocking pink.
Some friends of mine relax with gin and tonic
I would much rather get wired with all things electronic.
Some of the things that give me a jolt?
tinkering with things that give off some volts.
My little brothers a surfer on waves quite large
microwaves and shortwaves give me a charge.
On Sundays I spend time worshipping the Lord
on fundays I play with my circuit boards.
Sometimes I'll daydream hoping and wishing
that someday I may become an electrician.
Gadgets and gizmos are something I can use
and to make me happy give me something with a fuse.
Dont argue with me or give me any static
Im only a harmless electronic addict.
Sometimes I'll go to the mall shopping with my daughter
but I cant wait to go home and do something with solder.
I know I should spend more time with my brothers and sisters
I just cant resist diodes and resistors.
Those times when im feeling rather bored
I spend my time untangling my extension cords.
Im an electrical nut thats undisputed
I only hope I dont wind up electrocuted!
-Santacruz-
