I was curious about drugs I thought you had to do them to understand
I soon found alot of teachers to school me first hand.
Without to much thought I lit up some pot in elementary school
then graduated to the harder stuff....the first one complimentary fool.
I quickly learned it was possible to be tired yet hyper
as my life soon resembled the contents of a diaper.
Up or down but not in between I thought I was so cool
all the drugs tasted, all the years wasted I put the high in high school.
Then a mirage called college everyday a drunk
college knowledge I could fake it was life I was about to flunk.
Seems I was deans listed when it came to getting twisted always time to do it
when it came to homework I was such a jerk
and always slept right through it.
Im a real mental giant theres no denying it Im a regular PHD
my only down fall is when I fall down when the dope sack is waved in front of me.
Leave me alone, go away, whats all the fuss?
These drug studies are under control Im an experimental genius.
A toot of this , a puff of that, perhaps a little slam
time spent with my high buddies doing drug studies never knowing which will be my final exam.
No need to question me , raise your voice or holler
cuz' when it comes to drugs and me Im a dedicated medicated scholar.
Now let me mention as you have my attention
can I please borrow twenty dollars?*
