Unsecure

Things that go bump in the night I try avoid
is it real? or am I just paranoid?

So in an attempt to avoid any hassles
its time I got to work and secured my castle.

I'll keep the yard high security lighted
to keep out any unwanted uninviteds

Motion detectors and cameras all around
noise sensors to pick up sounds.

Warning signs and shiny dead bolts
electric fence to give crime a jolt.

Armored safe and shiny new gun
every high tech security device under the sun.

For beer one day to the store I went
they broke in and stole all my security equipment.

Im not budging Im going to stay
I went out and bought an attack dog today.

He has big old fangs for chewing burglars up
makes fifty pound poops and he's only a pup.

I buy him info tapes on obeidience training
he pays attention and I think hes retaining.

A big dog house with studded collar
mailman took one look ran down the street with a holler.

Hes one big beast, bark like a freight train
I must admit he's one great great dane.

Hes chained in the yard ready to defend my castle
one night I see a creep creeping, were in for a hassle.

So I unhook him and say"attack and slay!"
He pees on my leg jumps the fence and runs away.
-Santacruz-