Goody two Shoes

Hey everyone! have you heard the news?
I'm changing my name to Goody two Shoes.

I wont @#$% cuss, drink or sniff things up my nose
I'll try to do the right things for once I suppose.

Playboy and penthouse right in the trash
triple X videos with a hammer I will smash.

I'll always tell the truth no longer a liar
the only music I will listen to? thats the church choir.

I'll cut my hair and erase my tattoos
you know its not easy being Goody two shoes.

I'll quit running amok and find a good wife
become a pillar of the community and lead a real straight life.

No more fast cars, casinos or cigarettes
horsetracks or poker games where I loose all my bets.

No more burnin' the candle at both ends
I got to dismiss all my old fast friends

I'll grab me a big bible and will thump it often
no more carousing, dancin' on my coffin.

And if I still get these lusty sensations
I can always consider total castration.

No more nightclubs with women a' scoring
you know this Goody two shoes thing is downright boring.

I guess Im not cut out for this Goody two shoes bit
its not my true nature and the shoes do not fit!
-Santacruz-