A special kind of human

by Ole Carsten   Sep 12, 2012


Women are a special kind
Acting differently in most
Early they want to be mature
Later they want to be immature.

Changing shapes and color
Curls or straight takes hours
Eyelashes has to be prolonged
Eyebrows shaped and cut

Breast extended or opposite
Buttocks reduced or added
Legs shaved and peeled
Nails artificial and curved

Belladonna drops in eyes
Blush on cheeks
Bronze cream on skin
Lips sticks in various colors

Mirrors are used over and over
Not a single pose not done
All dresses inspected
Stockings examined

Shoes on shoes off
Belts and accessories scraped
New chosen
Finally almost there?

Just a little correction
Doesn't take long
Then she ask
Are you ready???

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  • 11 years ago

    by One Man Clan

    I love this
    You just described almost every single woman I know in this planet
    And you did it so perfectly
    I'm at awe 5/5

  • 11 years ago

    by Lioness

    Oh Ole! I think this is so well written, the humour is just perfect in this. I absolutely LOVE it!!! The ending surprised me as I had no idea where it was leading and every word you said was very real and true.

    AWESOME

    x

    • 11 years ago

      by Ole Carsten

      Thanks you a lot for your kind comment
      it was lovely

  • 11 years ago

    by Hannah Lizette

    Hahaha. I love it Ole!
    It's so true... women want perfection, and we will take all the time we need to get it right! ;) We want to look good for our men, and our men will wait in silence unless they want to sleep on the couch that night. :D Hahaha. jk!

    I love the humor in this, it made me chuckle and recall the times that I have done this to my man... especially the ending!

    • 11 years ago

      by Ole Carsten

      You are a brave woman and have self confidence to admit a lot, I wrote this for the humor

  • 11 years ago

    by Decayed

    LMAO.... Ole, oh my God... that is soooo sooo true.....

    I just like this poem so much; I think it's one of your best and finest pieces. It spoke of reality... women spend hours and hours in front of the mirror fixing their makeup, their hair, choosing clothes and shoes, etc....

    and men wait for them.
    and when they finish, they say C'mon, men, we're late! :P lol... you have put this idea into a magnificent poem! :)

    ~ lovely

    • 11 years ago

      by Ole Carsten

      It was kind of fun to write, and I like that the humor is noticed, smiling

  • 11 years ago

    by L

    Hehehe.. woman are indeed a special kind of human. There are a few things that don't go along with how I am lol, but the overall meaning fits. So in a way, I find it some how humorous?.

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