Recipe for Despondency

by MyHalozChokinMe   Oct 31, 2012


Make sure to mix scrupulously:

14 oz of difficult strife
Crack open three eggs of departed love
Wisk together some wistful thinking
5 T of torture in equal portions
1/2 C of wisdom
another 1/2 of common sense
but no more than a pinch of logic

Reality is distorted enough.

Drench it in prolonged boredom.
Marinate 5-7 business days.
Estimate the time it will take from
how long it actually took.
More or less powdered pain in flour
(add accordingly to taste.)
Sift continuously until the strained
body is easily permeated.

Lifeless is the pan that harbors these ingredients.

Set the timer.

It will all be over soon.

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  • 13 years ago

    by Wafaa

    OMG THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!
    so creative you've got one heck of a talent! I am seriously reading it for the sixth time now and still simply AMAZED!

    5/5 no actually 10/5 :D

  • 13 years ago

    by Chelsey

    HOLY MOTHER FREAKING CRAPPPPPPPPPP!!! Winnnerrrrrrr!! :)

    Let me tell you something, I have been here since 2004 and can honestly say, I have NEVER read something as creative as this!!!!

    I chuckled in the beginning, then loved where you were going with it, then BAM!!!! How in the hell did you make an incredibly powerful message with a metaphor on ingredients? Who thinks of that?!?! OMG...this is awesome.

    I mean Im freaking out and freaking excited to read something so refreshing as this..

    Pardon me for giggling and being all giddy but what the heck...love love love this ...adding it my faves, this needs framed...shown off...bahahaha freaking genius you are...Can I smoke what youre smoking please? Youre seriously high on poetry right now..ahhh!!

    • 13 years ago

      by MyHalozChokinMe

      Lmao. You crack me up Chelsey.

      Seriously, thank you for the compliment.

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