Medical Maryjane

Sitting on my porch getting low.
Crime fighting cop sneaks up......
Buzz kill!, $200 dollar ticket, confiscation of my sack to be used against me.
Whats this? medicinal mary jane?
Doc says what seems to be the problem?Hmmmmm?
I have a cornucopia of ailments: car pool tunnel syndrome (what?) advanced tennis elbow,broken..no..shattered heart,terminal wrenched ankle,chronic green thumb,wandering eye and hands,flat feet, delusions of granduer to say the least.
Doc says"I concur!" 50$ puhleeze!!! for medical diagnosis. (wink wink)
A certified, bonafide, scrutinized genuine official medical maryane card.OH JOY!!!!
Step into the next room OMG! a marijuana wonderland superstore(medical)
pot candy, pot tea, pot liquer, pot grown in volcanoes, pot grown on ice bergs Kosher pot, (mazaltov)atomic pot,super duper turbo pot. so much pot. The best money can buy.
So I generously select my medication-dont want to run out.Pay the smiling wealthy doctor.
Sitting on my porch getting low, crime fighting cop sneaks up........
Howdy officer! jus' takin' my medication, flashing my $50 certified,bonafide,scrutinized,genuine, official medical mary jane card.
No ticket, no confiscation of evidence to be used against me and no buzz-kill!
I praise modern medicine!
-santacruz-