She devil

Ive never sighted an UFO
they remain "out of this world" in my "space"
Jack the ripper, the Boston strangler and Dr. Jekyll seem to "Hyde" from me.
The Loch Ness creature seems "unessisarily" "locked" away when I come 'round.
Fire breathing dragons just "slay" me but I cant find one( although one of my teachers had dragon breath)
I have never met a vampire in my"neck" of the woods(if he -prefferably she) bit me she would get really really drunk and high and maybe sick. But I do know lots of pasty faced folks who stay up all night and suck big time.
I find it so" abomidable" that Ive never met the
Abomidable snow man "Yet (i)".
Mermaids and sea serpents stay submerged when I come to "sea".
I do not know "where" to find a werewolf or what one "wears" though I do find them to my "lycan".
You will never catch me "gobbling" down pizza and beer with gobblins.
There were no pretty "ghouls" at my all boys school.
"Frankly" I do not believe in Frankenstein, zombies,banshees or things that go bump in the night.(although I was a "mummys" boy growing up)
Its a ghost of a chance you will find me dancing to a "haunting" melody with a ghost ( are they all "spooken" for?)
Ive never sat a "spell" with a witch (I cant tell which witch is which) or had a "hex"-wife.
I couldnt begin to tell you about a demons demeanor.
I would give a pot of gold to feel the "lucky charms" of a leprechaun.
Ive never "undertaken" a haunted cemetary.
What would "possess" me to want to view an exorcism?
The boogey man always seems to have just "boogied" when I make the scene.
What Im trying to say any supernatural beings are being "super un-natural" to me but the last object of my affection turned into a real monster er...monstra...um...monstress..eh...monstrix...well a she-devil.
So loving and scaring (and scarring)
She became my worst night....mare.
nearly lost my life( I am definitely damaged goods with emotional baggage.

But when I think with my other head
I think I think I miss her.
I guess some of us are sicker that others!
-Santacruz-