Original Quotes for January 10, 2013

(1) "Wake up happy not because life is good, but because you want it to be good."

(2) "Make others laugh because their laughter will cheer you up."

(3a) When a dog eats a fortune cookie, a few days later you will find that his prophecy is full of shit.

(3b) When a dog eats a fortune cookie, he internalizes the message.