Old macdonald sat on a fence

Old Macdonald sat on a fence,
picked his balls with a monkey wrench,
the wrench turn red and burned his balls,
he was pissing all around,
he went to the docter,and the docter said Holy ****
your balls are dead,
if I die don't barry me hang me up on a cherry tree,
if I die,
but me on the radio shack!