There was a wee man from Peru !

Part 1

There was a wee man from Peru,
who sat too long on the loo,
as the hours did accrue
he eventually fell through
and got flushed away with the poo,

Be careful it never happens to you, to you,
be careful it never happens to YOU!

Part 2

There was a wee man from Kentucky
who came across something very mucky
he looked into the loo, saw the man from Peru
and thought to himself how unlucky !

I hope you never see something so yucky, so yucky,
I hope you never see something so YUCKY!

Part 3

There was a wee man from Chile
who went too pee from his willy
but the man from Peru was now in his loo
who introduced himself as chilly Billy!

Did you ever hear a story so silly, so silly
did you ever hear a story so SILLY!