My gay friend and I are going to the farmers market. He is not a" pansy" but is a wee bit" lavender", and one things for sure he sure loves his" boys n berries"
I have a crush on the lady who works there
she has a twentyfour" carrot" smile, an" apple" shaped bottom and I would love to" plant" my "tulips" on her" melons". what a" pear" I would love to" date" her.
I heard her" Celery" increases if she" produces." She makes me glad Im not" fruity"".
lettuce" get together and see what may" turnip".
I ask her whats up" pumpkin?" She says" bee ""nice honey" and gives me the" raspberry."
I heard through the" grape vine" some creeps " bean stalking" her.
"orange" gonna buy something she asks?
I" beet" it.
Im really jealous of another farmers wares
I think if your seeds suck then you wont succeed.
I tell him I could grow better fruit but its just" sour grapes".
If he keeps" raisin" prices I will eat" mush, room "for more!
My friend popeye wants me to get him some spinach but It" leaves: me un impressed.
Oh theres my Dr" pepper" in his shiny new car...its a "rutabagh" or Studebaker. He swears its a" peach" in" cherry" condition but I think its a" lemon" and he is" bananas". as he races by I yell go" mango"!
I see a friend of mine and think that's how I want to "b russel sprouts' a new mustache. he is from "Lima,bean" traveling a lot though. Good looking chap despite his" cauliflower" ear. when I talk he can" barley' hear.
I watch a little boy named Arthur stuff cotton candy in his mouth while his mom yells no! " artichoke"!
A poultry farmer and a vegetable vendor argue over a stall. I don't know" which came first? the chicken or the egg plant?"
A security guard has his eyes peeled because a peanut vendor was" assaulted" the other day.
I certainly do not need any" strawberries".
their on every corner where I live waiting for any fertile gardner to plant their seed.
"hay"! its time to go ! im in a real" pickle"! im getting "corns" and " b onions" from standing in "limes' a mile long and my tight shoes" squash" my feet.
Its "bean" nice and a "peeling"
-santacruz-
