Comments : pineapple (acrostic) for Craig's fruit gauntlet

  • 7 years ago

    by Em (marmite)

    Well I never!!!! I'd argue the toss that a cucumber was classed as a 'fruit' just so you'd make a naughty on that... Challenge accepted?

    • 7 years ago

      by Mr. Darcy

      You are encouragable! Lol
      "By this definition, a cucumber is a fruit. It develops from the flower of the cucumber plant and contains the seeds. This also means that lots of other “vegetables” are also fruits: beans, peppers, pumpkins, peas, and of course, tomatoes. ... So in the garden- the cucumber is the fruit of the plant."

      I accept! X

  • 7 years ago

    by Jamie

    I cannot click like enough on this poem. The details are strangely fascinating and hilariously true as well. :) well done.

  • 7 years ago

    by Ben Pickard

    Giving birth to a pineapple out of your backside is a rather unsettling sort of thought, I do have to admit.
    I will press the like button, but no, in honesty, the poem horrified me.

    Take care, Michael

    • 7 years ago

      by Mr. Darcy

      My mind needs a sensor. Lol

  • 7 years ago

    by CJ Maleney

    I just laughed so hard I think a little wee escaped.

    Absolutely brilliant if somewhat disturbing lol

    Craig

    • 7 years ago

      by Mr. Darcy

      Escaping of ones urine at a funny poem is the best compliment ever! Thanks, Craig.

  • 7 years ago

    by CJ Maleney

    I read this to my tetchy teenage daughter and even she laughed.

    Nominated.

    I so so this makes the front page. It's a fantastic example of what poets can do and it proves we have a sense of humour and we ain't always dark and dreary.

  • 4 weeks ago

    by Golden AnGel Rhapsodist

    Mr.Darcy,

    The humor is on....hahahha its the same when you eat spicy food, not easy to swallow even to let go or getting it out hahahhaha...
    I'm still laughing, time traveled to 2018 lol...
    Keep writing this kind of poem.

    Gel