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by Beautiful Tragedy Nov 23, 2019
Fun, humor /
It’s 3am and all through the house;
Not a creature is stirring-
Not even a mouse.
Let me scream. My mom is so pretty;
And her hair sure is too-
I could just sit here and admire it;
Be all cute and just coo.
Let me pull it and try to eat it. Mom and dad are cuddling;
Oh my how cute!
I wake in my sleep and
Give out a hoot.
I’ll just scream, those boobies are mine!Awe look at mom pumping for a bottle for me-
Dad doesn’t get the special treatment I do-
And he’s such a hater!
Let me scream for food now so the bottle doesn’t steal all my milkies!!!