Where I come from,
If a man does not have a car,
Then he is written off as an Earlyman,
With love from the Stone Age.
Is true love a car,
Or could it be a shoe?
Shoe-zuki, Boot-gatti, Leg-xus, Toe-yota, Toe-sla, Toe-rsche, Feet-rari, Walks-wagen, Foot-so, Mi-knee Cooper;
Maybe even Shoe-baru.
Wash that shoe, it shall soon shine!