The Golf Fanatic

The game of golf it must be said.
Should not be played, while your in bed.

For iron shots, which leave a divot.
Are sure to make your marriage pivot.

While chipping off your poor wife's pillow.
Won't help to make her temper mellow.

Then putting on the eiderdown.
Will only make her glare and frown.

So leave your golf clubs in the shed.
And play the "other" sport instead.