The Fart

I really don't know where to start,
But here is a poem about a fart,
it slipped out earlier on today,
Excuse me please is all i could say.
I felt such a fool as my face went red,
If only I'd sneezed or something instead.
It was far to loud to try and disguise,
holding to it to brought such tears to my eyes,
Then the smell rose up from down below
so embarrassed I was, you'll never know.
my bum went bang is all i can say,
after 25 minutes the smell went away.
i think its a sign that i need a poo,
so goodbye folks, I'm off to the loo