Neat Freak Ghost

My wife and 4 children
just moved into a small
in a little old country farm.
Nestled away in a small
new york town.

One night upon
going to sleep
my wife did her
everyday thing.

Before turning to bed
she lay down a blanket
for our dog max.

But after brushing
our teeth
Max looked at us
confused.

We walked in the
hallway where the
blanket should have
been kept.

But the blanket
was folded upon
our guest bed
that night.

So we went to talk
to our landlord about
this old country farm.

Oh yes my wife
she was a bit of a
neat freak.
Kept the house clean
and dirt free.

So when we returned
home with no worries
on our shoulders.

We asked his wife
if she could please
do our dishes.