10 ways to annoy your neighbor.

1. Run around the lawn frantically acting like you\'ve lost your pet grasshopper, and when the house owner yells at you say \"Hey, my son is lost, and if he\'s dead, it\'s all your fault!\"

2. hold a yard sale on someone else\'s lawn. When they come home, say the neighbors made you do it.

3. Get on top of your neighbor\'s roof, and when they step out of the house, dump a huge thing of skittles over there head, and say in a silent childish voice, \"Skittles, taste the rainbow.\"

4. Steal all of your neighbor\'s grass and tell them that dirt is the new style.

5. Go to someone\'s lawn in the middle of the night. Yell at them from the lawn, and when they appear in the window say that you own Wendy\'s and they\'re going to set up a restaurant on their lawn.

6. Mow their lawn, and when they ask why you did it say you needed it to replace some hair you ripped out of your Great Uncle\'s head while he was sleeping.

7. Crawl around their lawn sniffing the grass, when they get suspicious, talk to the grass and say, \"They\'re coming on to us, my precious.\"

8. Every time your neighbor\'s are having dinner, come to their house in raggedy old clothes and ring the doorbell saying, \"I\'m homeless, may I have dinner with you?\" Do that every day for 1 month

9. Stand on your neighbor\'s lawn for a whole hour so they think that you\'re a lawn gnome

10. Act like you\'re flying and purposely run into your neighbor.

It\'s not really a poem, but I thought it was amusing. Me and my friend were bored, so we made this up:P Comment and Vote! Thanks!