At Least I Had Some Laughs

I hit my head on the bathroom wall
I changed my top, but it was too small

I broke a nail, ouch that hurt
I made a fool out of me, trying to flirt

I saw somebody staring at me
But I was just looking in the mirror, cause that makes me happy

I took a picture, cause it lasts longer
Then I broke my camera, they need to make 'em stronger

I broke a chair, leaning back
Broke some more, making a stack

I know I'm a ditz, that's why you all love me
You love me, because I am soooo funny!!

I fall down a ditch, on my bicycle
Then ride UP a fence, I get told, I should stick to a tricycle

I get told I am hot, but then start to laugh
Trip over a friend, in front of some guys, and fall on my AS*!!!!!!!