Homework Song

Homework, Oh homework,
I hate you. you stink.
I wish I could wash you away in the sink.
If only a bomb,could explode you to bits.
Homework, Oh homework,
your giving me fits.

I'd rather take baths, with a man-eating shark.
Or wrestle a lion, alone in the dark.
Eat spinach, or liver.
Pet ten porcupines,
Then tackle the homework my teacher assigns.

Homework, Oh homework,
Your last on my list.
I can't seem to say,
why you even exist.
If you could just disappear,
It would tickle me pink.

Homework, Oh homework,
I HATE YOU,
YOU STINK!