The chinese man =P

One day this Chinese man was at a river throwing rocks in the water and every time he would hit the river the noise of it was "Ching Chong Chine"

While the Chinese man was throwing more rocks a fellow came along, he said,"what are you doing?' and the Chinese man would say ,"I'm just throwing rocks in the water" and as he threw the rock in the water it would go"Ching Chong Chine"

The fellow said he would try it so he threw the rock in the river and it said "Chimp Pan Zea" he said "this cannot be right?" so he threw it again and it said "Chimp Pan Zee"
the man got so angry that he got a bigger rock and threw it in and as he threw it in it hit the water and said "BABOON"