Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner..... she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.

Yo momma so old her social security number is 1.

Yo momma so dumb that when she saw a sign that said " Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

Yo momma so dumb she thought grape nuts was an STD.

Yo momma so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma so fat that every time she turn around it's her birthday.

Yo momma so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo momma so dumb that on a job application when it said " Sign" She wrote Capricorn.

Yo momma so dumb when she bought a pack of M&M's and threw out all of the W's.