Reasons to date a Soccer player

by SoCCeRluva   Apr 1, 2005


Reasons To Date a Soccer player!
1. We know how to kick it.
2. We are used to scoring.
3. We're not afraid to get down and dirty.
4. Well make you scream for more.
5. Sweating is no problem.
6. Skill is definite.
7. We'll play anywhere and anytime.
8. We can go for 90 minutes in at least 11 different positions.
9. We work well with balls.
10. We always are on the top.

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  • 18 years ago

    by A girl broken until

    Ive got 5 bros and 3 of em play soccer one coaches and my dads a manager and they loved it IT WAS AWESOME

  • 19 years ago

    by XSugarSexSuicideX

    This is absolutely xcellent...im a scr player and i laughed so hard! keep it up, 5/5

    ~amore~

  • 19 years ago

    by Gem

    Hehe, i've seen this before but it always makes me laugh x

  • 19 years ago

    by Savanna Elaine

    NICE! This is like so true at my school...mind if i steal it to put on my profile on my IM? But ANyways this is beyond true for my school mostly all soccer players are hot...

  • 20 years ago

    by TheGayPimp

    hey good poem i'm #11 on my school's team

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