Take me back

Can you forgive me
i made a big mistake
i never meant to have sex
with your best mate

even though it was good
and made me smile
after a bit
i missed your gold teeth shine through your smile

when i came to your door
with those flowers
they weren't for you
they were for your sister
MRS.HOWERS

so will you forgive me
for i have done nothing wrong
except have sex with multiple women
in your creamish red thong

so don't take me back
ill rob your house tonight
but not wearing usual black
you'll see me because Ill have to knock on your front door
if thats OK

GOODNIGHT DON'T LET THE BURGLAR BITE