Miss susie how i learned it

Miss Susie had a tug boat the tug boat had a bell ding ding miss Susie went to heaven the tug boat went to hello operator please give me #9 and if u disconnect me ill chop of your behind the refrigerator there lay a piece of glass miss Susie sat upon it and broke her little ask me no more questions tell me no more lies the boys r in the bathroom zipping up their flies are in the meadow the bees are in the park miss Susie and her b/f are kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark dark dark.