Hey baby. Guess what I did
I finally got over you
Yep, I finally closed that lid
You told your lil buddies that you hated me
Honey, You don’t have to lie
That’s all you did and now I see
You’re the worst jerk on the face of the earth
I wonder if I was cursed
Would I be in a better state if your mom didn’t give birth
You called me baby, honey, darling, and sweetie pie
Did you tell you buddies about that too
Is that what you’re going to do to your new girls is lie
Well it’s okay now since I found a new man
He’s the sweetest guy I ever met
He’s smart, funny, caring, and understanding
Well I just though I should tell you
God, I’m so happy
That finally we’re through
