State Trooper(Get out of a ticket*new*)

by tiffany   Aug 5, 2005


LADY: Hi officer, was i speeding?
STATE TROOPER: Yes Maam, you were going 75 in a 60. License and registration please.

LADY: Sure but when you hand me my ticket go ahead and hand me two tickets to the State Troopers ball.
STATE TROOPER: Maam, State Troopers don't have balls!....

State Trooper smiles and closes his ticket book

STATE TROOPER: Have a nice day
Maam.

**This really happened! A neighbors best friend tried this one. She was pulled over for going 75 in a 60 and got away with it!**

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  • 18 years ago

    by serenity

    haha that was very funny. and for all the people who said they didnt get it it means that he was tricked into saying he has not balls. hah that mad emy day reading this.

  • 18 years ago

    by Nikki

    lmao!!!

  • 18 years ago

    by tiffany

    HE HAD A SENSE OF HUMOR AND CAUGHT ON TO WHAT HE SAID.

  • 18 years ago

    by Nicholle

    i don't get it. would you care to explain?

  • 18 years ago

    by kiesha

    That's hilarious. It was good.

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