Jacking Off

by Ashley   Nov 12, 2003


You can’t get anyone to do it for you.
So you decide to give yourself a little help.
You got your right hand ready.
Just getting good, ready, and steady.
You have your pants down at your feet.
And got a towel right in reach.
You start going up and down.
Then your mom walks in with a slight frown.
But your almost there and your mom is still there.
You’re so embarrassed so you say “b*tch get outta here.”
The door slams and you still have d*ck in hand.
You got to keep going and take it for the team like a man.
Now you’re getting the temptation.
Such a great sensation.
Your arms getting tired and you keep going.
But the pace is slowing.
So close almost there.
No other feeling can compare.
You reach for the towel and it falls in the sink.
But before you can get it, it squirts and you can’t even think

*I must give a small amount of credit to Kevin since me and him did this during 5th period..haha good one*

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  • 19 years ago

    by BeeBeeGun

    lol this is a good poem
    hope to see more from ya

  • 19 years ago

    by fernando

    this poem was the funniest poem i have ever read