1. u notice that ur neighbors cat is getting sexier everyday.
2. the damn pink hippo followed me home again last night
3. the Doctor finds blood in ur alcohol stream.
4.you fall of your chair while standing on the ground.(makes no sense get it)
5. u forget to buy school supplies for ur kids but remember to buy beer before the bar closes
6. u pass out and wake up leaning in the toilet
7.your friends tell u that you need counseling
8.smurfs are funny to you
9. you find yourself sleeping outside with no clothes on
10.you become more stupid than stupid while being stupid all at once?
