Cross - Dresser

Theres a man on the flight dressed all in pink pleather
Except for his baby blue boa with one pink feather
He told me his wife understand his plan,
because at night she dresses like a man.
They got married in Vegas and oh what a sight!
To see her in black and him in white.
This couples love is weird but rare.
That's what makes them a terrific pair.
All the long day he wears his jeans and boots,
but ere the sun sets he's bleaching his roots.
He's a macho man on the construction site,
but at club bernadette, he's a transvestite.
He looks so convincing with his long blonde hair
you'd never know there was a man under there.
Girls go to him for fashion tips,
to see what new color he's painting his lips.
he had the stewardess all in a flutter
when she made a facial cream out of peanut butter.
Now I must go the flights at an end.
The plane is shaking and is about to descend.

**I'M NOT A CROSS DRESSER - I DON'T KNOW ANY CROSS - DRESSERS. I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO WRITE.LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS THING. PLEASE?!?!?!**