A Very Deadly Drive

I wrote this poem for my English class its supposed to be funny..But its not really.....Its about how i died...My car was hit by a falling rock..plz read...

I was just driving along
Singing a cheerful song
When I past a short little kid
With an evil look on his cute little face
Then with rocks falling
I began bawling
Trying to push the petal to the metal
But my car kept stalling
As the boulder continued toward me
I began pushing and shoving my way out
Oh No! My buckle is stuck!!
As it inched its way toward me
I finally gave up
Just sitting there with my eyes shut
I felt it crushing me
And thats why I'm here
In this evil English chair
I then woke up
And guess who yelling
My English teacher...
Mrs.Brinkerhoff!!

Its not that good..cause i had to write it at a moments notice and it had to be kinda funny....so its not that good...NE ways have a lovely day..Love Joclyn(plz comment)