Welcome to Hell

Walk with me, lets enter hell,
Tis my abode, i know it well.
Please pass your birth certificate to that man,
He's our receptionist, don't stare to long.
Here we have to spawn of Satan,
create from fire, pain and hate.
Keep up now, lest you get lost,
You shan't return without some cost.
Now, to your left we have the den,
Those creatures you see are not your friends.
Within this room, you will find,
The things that haunt the deep of your mind.
Here is where we keep the pets,
Vermin, termites, rats and such.
Around this corner is where i swore,
My heart to Satan, forever more.
This is the kitchen with lots of snacks,
Roadkill, vermin, rats and bat.
If you would like to stay and have some lunch,
We would be glad but don't eat to much.
Now you have seen what pleasures you may find,
In this burning, hellhole of mine.
Now you must go, I will show you out,
Before you run into Satan, my spouse.
It was a pleasure having you over tonight,
But now you must leave....
New arrivals are in sight.