Cheating

I'd never do it

I'd never take a chainsaw and swing it at her chest

I'd never take a scimitar and fling it at her neck

I'd never take my rock-solid hand and punch her with all my might

I'd never take a chain and grasp her with it oh so tight

I'd never lay her in a tub full of hot water, tell her i love her more than anything, then drop a stereo into it

I'll never do it to her

because i love her

more than anything else