Untitled (not really a poem, but its funnY)

by Courtney   Dec 23, 2005


Mary has always been MOUNDS of joy to be around cuz of her NUTRAGEOUS personality. So we were not surprised to learn that Mary was in love! Mary&Jack became SWWETTARTS. Jack bringing in 100 GRAND on PAY DAY, wanted Mary to have something special on their wedding day. Mary opened her gift and loved her CANDY NECKLACE. She told Jack that from that day forward he would forever be her SUGAR DADDY!! In their honeymoon in New YORK, Mary&JAck played their own games. Mary loved to touch his WHATCHAMACALLIT and slide it back & forth in her BUTTERFINGER hands. JAck would love his SUGAR BABIES all over but was surprised to hear Mary yell out \"MR.GOODBAR\" when she was about to have her STARBURST. After a good NUTROLL in the hay, Jack would love MAry and tell her how much ALMOND JOY she brings to his life. Mary tells him that he\'s her LIFESAVER only if he would give her S\'MORE lovin!!

I think that is so funny! :)

0


Did You Like This Poem?

Latest Comments