Gay

This is just a little something about if I were gay. I hope you like it.

Maybe the whiskey's just gone to my head,
But if I were gay,
I'd give you my heart
And If I were gay,
You'd be my work of art
And if I were gay,
We'd swim in romance,
But I'm not gay,
So get your hand out of my pants.

Another time,
Another scene
I'd be right behind you,
If you know what I mean

But If I were gay,
I'd give you my soul
If I were gay I'd give you my whole... being
And if I were gay,
We'd tear down the walls,
But I'm not gay,
So would you stop cupping my... hand