Bull Whip

by Ann Stareyes   Jan 24, 2006


Another CC&P challenge:

Ohhhh...Sunny, Sunny
You're just to funny
Did you use that bull whip on Bob
Your sweet little honey?

I loaned it to you
So you made the mess
You're surely the one
that needs to confess.

I'll be nice
Since your belly's so round
I'll bend and pick it up
If it can be found.

Just make sure Bob's there
When it snaps and pops
I owe him for calling us "old farts"
snap...pop...so hard to stop.

So you just hang the hooks
When through I'll place it there
Next time Bob will think twice
Whenever I'm around....

Now I've cleaned my mess
Put the bull whip to the test
Bob's tushie so red
I couldn't settle for less.

hahahahaha.............

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  • 18 years ago

    by Mandy

    Cute poem, i really liked it, keep it up

  • 18 years ago

    by HJ

    Wow what a great write...Im smiled so much, it was incrediably cute.
    You are such a versitle write its unbelievable!!

    Check my latest poem out, not as cute...But on a serious matter. "The Final Goodbye"

    Many kisses
    Hayley

  • 18 years ago

    by Jay27

    You and funny sunny are clearly two crazy cats.

    but you bring joy to many.

  • 18 years ago

    by Amanda

    Haha! Ann you're so funny. lv ya'z Manda xx

  • 18 years ago

    by Angie

    Funny one Ann, I love it......... awesome write.