Bull Whip

Another CC&P challenge:

Ohhhh...Sunny, Sunny
You're just to funny
Did you use that bull whip on Bob
Your sweet little honey?

I loaned it to you
So you made the mess
You're surely the one
that needs to confess.

I'll be nice
Since your belly's so round
I'll bend and pick it up
If it can be found.

Just make sure Bob's there
When it snaps and pops
I owe him for calling us "old farts"
snap...pop...so hard to stop.

So you just hang the hooks
When through I'll place it there
Next time Bob will think twice
Whenever I'm around....

Now I've cleaned my mess
Put the bull whip to the test
Bob's tushie so red
I couldn't settle for less.

hahahahaha.............