The Sword, The Shotgun....and The Grunt? (A Halo 2 Poem)

by Daniel Solomon   Feb 17, 2006


Mighty Spartan, kill the enemy with great haste!
I'll guard our flag while you penetrate the enemy's base.
Once you have their flag don't let it go!
Run for your life! Take a shortcut by running through the green portal.
I'll cover you in a Banshee. If you don't see me look up higher.
You dropped the flag! Oh, crap! You got shot by a sniper!
You suck! I thought you were good at multiplayer?
Your horrible cannon-fodder! I would rather play Slayer.
Get ready to lose. I'll get the most frags.
We're tied for the lead! You stuck me with a plasma grenade you fag!
I have a shotgun. The advantage is mine so surrender.
Your needler will not save you. Your nothing but a cherry picker.
I need one more kill. Remember the words "lost the lead" forever more.
I'll beat you down like a Grunt as I lunge at you with my energy sword!

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  • 18 years ago

    by Shelby G.

    Lol, awsome. XD i love halo2

  • 18 years ago

    by Fratality

    LMAO! Awsome!! I love halo2