It'll make you smile

Before you read this, go back and read "drama" so you understand it.

If you eat beans all year,
does the world smell like fart?
if you join a different cult,
will myspace tear out your heart?

with all that weight you gained,
will you get a wife?
if you decide to eat steak,
will you use a knife?

If a problem occurs,
will you visit Oprah?
If you\'re missing something,
just add a little okra.

do you own pirate ship?
so you can go anywhere?
and then spend days being a craphead
about the seasalt in your hair?

do you live in a town
or live in the city?
are you a calm person,
who happens to feel shitty?

Keep things in persective
think about your membrane.
becuz if you get in a bike wreck.
you go friggin\' insane!

lol!! this was a parody/comment left on one of my poems that i wrote when i was in a really bad mood. my friend nancy left it... thanks nancy, this one made me laugh.