Storm Trooper Scott.

Once upon a time,
In a galaxy far, far away,
There was the most awesomest storm trooper;
He could fly tie fighters with perfection.
Now, he may have had terrible aim,
And had absolutely no depth perception,
But he sure could hit his friends in the face.

This awesome trooper would go far...
From one hanger to the next,
Not hitting a single opposing fighter,
Only his team mate; colliding in a giant explosion.
A great pilot this trooper wasn't; so hard on the jets,
And poor storm trooper Drew suffered many blows to the face.
Stupid Scott.
I love you!

Sarah Gammon ©
20/03/06

To explain, I was on the phone with my boyfriend last night, and he told me to write about him hitting his friend, Drew, in the face with a tie fighter on Battlefront II. Also, I read it to him on the phone, and he got sad at my ending as "Stupid Scott." so I added "I love you!" for him. : ).
Thanks for reading -xxx-.