Soccer time!

Shirts on,
Heels off,
Warm up jog!
Then boot it high,
Oops watch the dog,
Ball,
Player,
Turn and kick,
Up to the wing,
Pass it quick,
Push it forward!
Mark your man,
Yes we all saw,
How fast she ran,
Switch it,
Flip it,
Tap it back,
Up the line,
The one in black!
Dodge that,
Trick her,
Tactic switch,
Back to that one,
Up the pitch!
Screaming man on,
Sweating yuck,
Drink of water,
Cant say f**k!
Brilliant pass mate,
Killer moves,
Great catch goalie,
Boots got grooves,
Its a goal yaaay!
Were the best,
Keep eyes open,
Watch the vest!
Whistle, geeze ref,
Dont be thick,
Want some glasses?
Get some quick,
Yellow card her,
Free kick there,
Hey ya ref!
She pulled my hair,
Time out! Time out!
Way hot guy,
That was time!
Who kicked it. . . Hi!
Oof my face,
I broke a nail!
I didnt shove her,
Whos gone pale?
Final whistle,
About that throw. . .
Three cheers for them,
And away we go,
Parties on,
Whos house this week,
Who kicked the match ball,
In the creek?
Thanks for the game guys,
That was fly,
Boy I love soccer,
Yet I dont know why. . .