General Observation of Social Tendencies

One shall love thy pets:

Dogs and cats.

They don't wander around

Always stay near bouts...

And they usually come by command.

Therefore one shall love dogs and cats,

They beat people each day to no end.

Did I mention...and twice on weekends.

Can be easily trained,

By the things not constrained,

And oh yes always come by command.

And what more can somebody demand?

That's an easy investing

Keeps you sane, keep you resting.

What more reasons you need?

Love thy pets!