The Village Idiot

I am the Village Idiot or so they call me.
I wear my parka inside out, I ride moose like them Cowboys on T.V. except they ride horses. If I am the Village Idiot, who are they? The Stupid Gay Eskimo Tribe? They call me the Village Idiot, who doesn't know how to hunt with a bow and arrow. But I can tell you a secret, I can hunt on my PS2. I keep telling my mother that I want to become a pilot, but she keeps asking me if I want to commit suicide. I am misunderstood, but they call me the Lost Little Eskimo Boy. I go berry picking with a hand held vacuum, Isn't that a smart idea? They say it is a good idea for a Village Idiot just like me. I am proud not to be a part of the Gay Eskimo Tribe.