(This is kind of random... Please be honest if you don't like it, but try not to be too hard on it. Also, this is not meant to offend anyone, if anyone would be offended.)
Life is a rollercoaster-waterfall,
Buckle up, because it wasn't tested
For safety before you got on the ride,
Fall under and you'll no doubt be bested.
You step back from the scene
To find the stupid person in the room.
If you can't find him no
Matter how hard you look around, it's you.
The world's nothing but a big playground,
Somebody's gonna rule the sandbox.
So I guess you'll just sit alone on
The swing set all day and kick up rocks.
When the axe comes down on your thick head and
You roll right into God's giant lap,
Will he call you a hero of your time
Or just give you a Right-Handed slap?
Give it a bit of thought and you'll find
That your favorite sages are lazy.
Prepare your excuse-philosophy
For when everything gets all hazy.
Keep this with you, small child of the world,
You're not as big as you think you are.
If you think you're a genius on Earth,
In the end you'll find you're a retard.
