Pugsly

There once was a little man,
He was short, fat, and ugly.

His name was Stanley Stan,
He had a dog named Pugsly.

Pugsly started to die,
Stanley went to get the vet.

Mrs. Hinkle dropped by,
and gave Pugsly a pie,
She felt sorry for Stanley's pet.

Pugsly choked on the pie and died.
Stanley and the vet found Pugsly.
The vet and Stanley cried and cried.